Murder in Court.

A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged withraping then beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bast.ard!"

The judge continued, Escort "You are also charged with raping and then beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned Escort Bayan bas.tard!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this Bayan Escort crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! I hope there will be no more problems,

The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that bast.ard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"