Double Stuffed Valentine's Treat

This is my entry for the 2021 Valentine's Day contest so if you like it please rate it

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In Melanie's defense, she was drinking when she ordered it. She'd been innocently enjoying her second mini bottle of serviceable California red leftover from her wine Advent Calendar and trying to find the right two-headed dragon for her nephew's second birthday. Her sister hadn't been very clear on the brand. This listing had stuck out among the plushes, the plastic fantasy figurines, and the crystal shop style statues like a sore thumb. A proud U shaped doubled headed dildo, bright purple.

Veiny along its whole length and so heavy looking she could almost feel its heft as she stared at it. She shook her head and went back to browsing, found the correct inflatable ride-on toy suitable for a toddler, paid an extra few bucks to have it wrapped. Signed the gift message "Love Auntie". Checked out.

She took another slug of her wine, the liquid cool and thick on her tongue, the flavor jammy.

She clicked back through from the order confirmation page to the search results. What was it even doing on this list of mutant dinosaur knockoffs and Tolkien rejects? The title was prosaic - "Colours - DP Pleasures - Realistically Molded Silicone Double Penetration Dong". No stars. No mention of a dragon or any other beast. She stared at the picture and pinched her own nipple through her shirt.

Maybe the metadata mentioned Bad Dragon? Her toy budget didn't stretch to anything so high end, though she'd browsed their site a few times. This though, this was reasonable. Maybe too much so. She'd read there were plenty of cheap toys out there, made of who knew what, that you'd be nuts to allow near your sensitive bits. She opened a new tab and searched for reviews.

The first that popped up was from a very reputable female-owned adult toy shop. On this site the same dildo had a smattering five and four-star reviews, and a price tag twenty bucks higher than the Amazon listing. This site had the dimensions listed and her eyes popped a bit. The thing weighed more than two pounds. And those dimensions....

Just the smaller "back" dildo was bigger than the only dildo she already owned. And she'd never had anything bigger than a small plug in her rear end. So that was a nope. No matter how intrigued she was. She might like reading about big cocks stretching out little pussies and tiny assholes, but in real life it would just hurt, right? She squeezed her own breast some more, pinched and rolled her nipple through her thin nightshirt. Drank another gulp of wine.

She read through the reviews. Some knocked it a star for being a mite too soft, others for being too big - one thought it should be bigger. Most were enthusiastic. Everyone thought the quality for price was excellent, even at twenty dollars more. She noticed her tongue was running across her own teeth, testing their edge. She felt hot.

She went back to the Amazon listing. She promised herself that when she had a better paying gig she'd buy something from the more reputable site, feeling bad for using their resources but resorting to buying from the eight hundred pound gorilla.

The dildo also came in pink and blue. With her Prime membership she could have it in her hot little hand, and everywhere else, by tomorrow. Damn.

What the hell. She was fairly broke this soon after Christmas and she'd just ponied up for her nephew's gift but that gift had been a bit cheaper than she'd expected. She could probably afford it. And tomorrow was Valentine's Day. She'd been single for six months before quarantine started and the last year obviously hadn't been ideal for meeting anyone new. Her entire plan for the holiday had been to watch Bridgerton or the Witcher again, Gürsel Escort get hot and bothered, read some of her favorite Literotica stories and get herself off alone. She deserved to have something more exciting to celebrate.

She put the blue version in her cart, the absurdity of the color appealing to her, and clicked to check out. She double-checked the address twice though. This wasn't something she wanted showing up at her sister's address.

Then she sucked down the rest of her wine and went off to jill off with her trusty dildo which she'd bought years ago because it wasn't too intimidating, and her handheld, rechargeable mini coil vibe. She started reading one of her favorite stories, identical twin brothers DPing the girl next door very shortly after taking her anal virginity. A quick cum and Melanie tossed the toys to the side, reminding herself to make sure she cleaned them and charged the vibe for tomorrow, she'd need it. She fell asleep smiling, looking forward to her package.

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She spent the next day in a haze of arousal. She slept late but as soon as she was up and cogent, ie fully caffeinated, she went and found the bottle of lube she'd sworn to her roommate she had just to scrunch out the gel crunch in her curls. Hey, it was good for that too. She snuck it back to her bedroom and rummaged around for her snug plug butt plug.

The slim little torpedo was supposed to have weights in it that created some kind of sensation. To be honest, since she had nothing to compare it to, she wasn't sure the weights made much of a difference, though it gave a very nice full feeling. Her plug was less tapered than most she'd seen, a cylindrical bulb top with a very narrow stem and equally slender T arms. Once it was in, it was in. Full and secure feeling. Which was nice as far as it went but she enjoyed the stretch to get it in so much she thought, she hoped, she'd really enjoy something that held her more open. UPS willing, she'd know later today. She shivered in anticipation.

She coated the plug in the lube and then swirled the end against her own asshole. It felt good, slippery and cool. As much as she enjoyed ass play she rarely fingered herself there. It was too easy to transfer germs unintentionally from back to front. She preferred to use toys to tease herself. Not only was it more sanitary, it felt more like someone else was doing the touching.

She spent the day on the couch rewatching Witcher with her roommate, Allison. Allison's side hustle was making beautifully decorated, decadent chocolate cake pops and, more recently, hot cocoa bombs, which she sold on Facebook Marketplace. The last four days the entire apartment had smelled like Wonka's chocolate waterfall and Melanie had been getting an endorphin high just breathing it in. Alli had to keep pausing the show every few minutes to pop off the couch, throw on a mask, and handoff a box of deliciousness.

Mel forgave her because she shared her rejects, which was any treat that came out less than perfect. Watching a beautiful, often shirtless Henry Cavill swinging a longsword around while crunching her teeth through the chocolate shell of a Double Stuffed Oreo truffle cake-pop, hyper-aware of both plug in her ass and the fact she'd be double stuffed herself in a few hours? There were much less pleasant ways to spend Valentine's Day, dateless or not. But as the hours went by and the doorbell rings were all for chocolate fixes, she started to get nervous.

Finally, they'd run out of binge material. Mel turned down Ali's offer to watch Chasing Amy. Fuck. She'd really been looking forward to trying her new toy and now she'd gotten hot and bothered for nothing. Damn Amazon and their false promises. She hopped on her phone, ready to complain Escort Gürsel and at least get a credit or something out of it, but the app said it had been delivered. She went back to the living room and tried to ask very casually, "Hey, Ali, did I get a package today?"

"Yeah, I threw it on your desk when you were in the kitchen."

"Thanks!" She couldn't quite keep her excitement out of her voice as she ran down the hall to her room. She tore open the box and pulled out the beautiful, heavy thing nestled into its own snug, plastic fronted box. She took it out and hefted it, feeling its cool, smooth weight, her fingers closing with barely any spare room around the U's base. The U featured two helmeted ends, a slender, shorter side and a bigger, longer side. The latter was almost preposterous in its length. The whole thing was very, undeniably, blue. It looked like Doctor Manhattan had decided to be more efficient in his doubling. Two hard dicks all wrapped up in one perfect package.

She hurried into the bathroom, reassured by Jason Lee's voice coming from the living room. She gave Big Blue, as she was already mentally calling it, a thorough wash with mild soap, the soap suds feeling warm and slick as she jacked her hand up and around the blue silicone flesh, enjoying the visual contrast of the white suds and the cool, smurfy blue. It was firm and felt solid in her hand. She dried it, him, just as thoroughly and hurried back to her room with her prize.

She stripped out of her clothes and laid out her toys on her bed. Blue, of course, but also her coil vibe, now fully charged, her slender dildo, which looked so petite next to Blue, the chip clips she used in lieu of nipple clamps. She laid out a towel on the bed. She added some paper towels and the lube to the side table then popped her wireless earbuds in. She had the perfect audio story in mind for this. But first...

She spread her legs and squatted slightly, reaching back with one hand. She teased herself by tugging on the stem of her butt plug a few times, letting her other hand cup her full breast and pinch her hard nipple, then bringing her hand down pinch her clit through its hood, rubbing it back and forth between thumb and knuckle. She pinched down harder on her clit and pulled at the same time, freeing the plug. Her butt bucked back, as though it was trying to recapture the fullness. She wrapped the dirty plug in some of the paper towels and dropped it into the empty bin she'd put out earlier.

Ok, now she was ready. She let herself play with her breasts and nipples for a while, until they felt heavy and full, the nipples hard and dark. She picked up her clips. They were regular Oxo chip clips, brightly colored plastic clothespins with magnets on one side so you could stick them to the fridge. The rubbery tips stuck together slightly as she opened them. She did first the left and then the right, her nipples completely crushed by the blue and green clips. She played with them, sticking the magnets together to pull her cleavage together, then letting them fall, the weight of her breasts overcoming the pull and freeing them to swing.

She found the audio story she wanted in her Literotica favorites. It was the third part of a series, a Dom building up his Sub up to the DP she'd asked for, begged for, and now was going to get, whether or not she still wanted it. He played both men at once, his voice tracks talking over each other, the Dom, jealous and demanding, and the man who was going to take her ass, even rougher and less caring. His voice was low and masculine, velvet over steel. She shivered.

Mel decided to start by using the smaller dildo in her pussy first, since she wouldn't chance it here again, even after boiling, too squiggy for her Gürsel Escort Bayan germ-wise. It felt good, bigger and firmer than her slender dildo. She liked the idea of lubing it in herself before she coated it in the artificial stuff. Her mind reeled a bit at the reality that she would have this and something much bigger filling her shortly. She laid down on the towel, face-up, not quite matching the story, but the logistics seemed easier. The clips clicked together and then apart as she shifted, tugging her beautifully.

She rotated Blue so his bigger head was against her cunt, broader than any toy she'd ever played with and firmer than any real cock she'd ever taken. She pushed, in time with the story, filling herself without mercy. Oh it felt good. She could cum right now. But she wanted everything. She stroked in and out a few times, punishing her cervix, unable to seat it fully, it was just too damn long. She ground it against herself for a moment then pulled it free, almost expecting an audible pop as it came free from her grasping center.

She scooted back so she could prop herself up and see what she was doing. She drenched the smaller cock in lube. It was a bit of a logistical dilemma since she had to seat the longer cock back inside her before she could get the smaller one in, and she didn't want the lube to rub off. But it matched the story.

The Dom was fully in his lover, balls deep in her pussy, and was holding her, telling her after all this work she had to take the man behind her, ready to plunge into her. He told her to keep looking at him.

Mel's eyes fell shut. She restretched her pussy, impaling it on the larger head, and then positioned smaller head against her asshole, pulsing her hole against it, feeling the cool wet slipperiness kiss her. The longer dildo was already lodged so far in her it was easy to use both hands to make sure other side went where it was supposed to.

She bore down as the deep masculine voice in her ear instructed. Oh the stretch. The head slid in and she felt her ring almost snap around the shaft. She'd never had anything so big in her ass before, never had anything so hard in her pussy before, and now they were both so very full. Full and unyielding. She tried to clench when the voice told her to tighten her ass up and couldn't, there wasn't enough room. She was so FULL. She could feel the ridges of the fake veins running up and down and around. So full and so good and it hurt just right.

She ground her butt against the bed, driving the dildo in her ass further up inside her. It was almost frustrating. She couldn't bottom out on it because her cunt was too shallow to swallow this monster and so she couldn't get all of the rear dildo in either. Bouncing against the bed drove it deeper but also punished her cervix. She couldn't help it, she rubbed her clit madly and pushed against the mattress, desperate for more depth in her ass. The voice in her head demanded she cum for him and she shattered. She broke apart and seized around the unyielding cocks inside herself.

She lay there stunned. The voice in her ear told her he loved her, she was perfect. That had been hard, sharing her was the hardest thing he'd ever done, and it hadn't made him love her any less. Mel pulled off the nipple clips, wincing and clenching around Blue when she did. She flopped back, then pulled Blue from inside her. He came free first from her ass leaving it feeling empty and loose, then her pussy which felt the same. She wrapped him in some paper towels and dropped him into the waiting bin. She shoved the unneeded vibe and her old dildo off to the side. She felt boneless. She mustered up enough energy to tell Alexa to kill the bedside light. She petted her fingers over her pussy, let them dip into the thick honey inside her, her hole hot, loose and frictionless.

Damned that had felt good. Maybe it was time to put an effort into expanding her quarantine bubble. Because that, plus a real live, warm cock in her mouth, that would be just about perfect.